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americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

let’s look into it.

^^^Agreed. She is trying. School boards aren’t.

Yeah that looks like some of exactly the same shit they served when I was in highschool but less of it.

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

(Source: brockdavis)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

hated-and-helpless:

a-geeky-band-girl:

brookestrify:

arielthebandlover:

damn-youre-greasy:

harley-motherfucking-quinn:

sinner-at-six:

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bands-are-the-shit:

m4tty-muff1ns:

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sleepingwithvic-fuentes:

 

i like how Mike is the one to point a gun at his brother and it wasn’t Jaime or Tony…at least try to act scared Vic damn!

Vic just looks angry

“alright alright do what u want but im tellin mom when we get home”

^


“mooooom, mike pointed a gun at me and pretended to rob a bank!”
“was it a real gun?”
”..no”
“did he hurt you?
”..no.”
“stop tattling victor, your 30 years old for pete’s sake.”
“yes mom.”

mike looks like he’s been waiting for this moment his entire life. “thats right u little shit, this is what u get for eating the last fruit roll up when i was 6” 

Omg

IM SCREAMING

Them being brother just makes the jokes write themselves 

IM SO DONE

hated-and-helpless:

a-geeky-band-girl:

brookestrify:

arielthebandlover:

damn-youre-greasy:

harley-motherfucking-quinn:

sinner-at-six:

kwhisky-shots-nd-cheap-cigarettes:

bands-are-the-shit:

m4tty-muff1ns:

bvbarmychick-melzway:

sleepingwithvic-fuentes:

 

i like how Mike is the one to point a gun at his brother and it wasn’t Jaime or Tony…at least try to act scared Vic damn!

Vic just looks angry

“alright alright do what u want but im tellin mom when we get home”

^

“mooooom, mike pointed a gun at me and pretended to rob a bank!”

“was it a real gun?”

”..no”

“did he hurt you?

”..no.”

“stop tattling victor, your 30 years old for pete’s sake.”

“yes mom.”

mike looks like he’s been waiting for this moment his entire life. 
“thats right u little shit, this is what u get for eating the last fruit roll up when i was 6” 

Omg

IM SCREAMING

Them being brother just makes the jokes write themselves 

IM SO DONE

(Source: walkthelonelyroad)